|Series 03, Episode 01|
|Air Date||5 February 2007|
|Previous||Screenwipe Review of the Year 2006|
Screenwipe 3.1 is the first episode of the third series of Screenwipe which was broadcast for the first time on 5 February 2007.
Brooker talks about the guidelines that TV has to adhere to. He reviews Celebrity Big Brother 5, Psychic Private Eyes and Battlestar Galactica. Doug Stanhope gives his views on television.